Native view of goverment foolishness

But what this Indian didn’t realize when speaking about the foolishness of the government is . .

1. They didn’t sew the blanket. They used highly classified special staples that cost $600K each.
2. They spent 1000 hours in Congressional committee to decide exactly where each staple would go.
3. The Republicans said no at first because they were holding out for special interests who wanted the blanket cut in many places to use more staples and help the corporate empire who fund their campaigns.
4. The Democrats were split with some wanting to save money by using wider staples costing $900K each but using 10% less over all.

And the secret agenda? It would all be decided on at the last minute, so the work would be done after dark, and nobody would notice nothing changed.

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